The Scoop

How do you get in on this sweet service?

Step 1: Contact us by phone or e-mail and tell us you need that poop in your back yard to disappear. We currently offer our service on a weekly basis where we will perform your service on the same day each week. We offer a few different payment options. We never require payment before services are performed.

Step 2: At the agreed upon frequency, we will sneak into your back yard and steal all your crap!